“Oh not again, those little green men…
Descend in ships from the skies
They obstruct you, and abduct you,
And shine bright lights in your eyes…
Last time it happened I lost six hours
That they had me in the spaceship before I went home
I remembered noting I told the wife
As she beat me out the door and told me to go to hell to Rome!
As sure as they are out there, I solemnly where
Upon the sacred name of Horchica
I never again will go with little green men
And never never again drink Slivovice!”
* Horchica – Slav mustard
* Slivovica – Slavic plum brandy!!! Great shtuff!!!