Dont Kill the Plants
Background: The calamity that is Carty, no matter how bad his DIY (which is worse than my cooking!), the only thing worse …
To Be, Or Not To Be A Bee
What a horrid life it seems to me, To be the drone, a male bee, Who lives for love and lust alone …
Willie Rimes Meets His Valentine
The bould Willie Rimes, the love of his life, a lot of Russian chaps, an empty bank account, couple of cops and …
The Life Of Reilly’s Grandson
Reilly was the name of my Granny Though Molly was not her name Of Reillys they were many So they were known …
Christmas Eve at the Hospital
Everybody was getting drowsy, drinking coffee to keep awake, Planning to get kebabs and chips, eating biscuits to beat the band, Idly …
Poetic Crimes of Willie Rimes
He said he was talking to Mally, About the new book put out by Lally, Unlike Carty it didnt take him ages, …
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I am a taxpayer, Im been good throughout the year, Ive paid up all my taxes, and did not cry …
Santa XXX
Santy is an unknown casanova… An intercontinental romantic supernova, He gets to play away Once a year for a day… Behind the …
Carty’s Last Supper
They gathered around the table, and looked upon the fare, It looked alright in the darkened light to all assembled there, There …
I Blame It All On TESCO
(or how men lost their status in relationships) When dinosaurs walked tall on earth, And Tesco was yet to be… Women who …
The Longford Ark
http://www.donedeal.ie/windows-for-sale/boat/5856940 This is a real advertisement from Donedeal… inspired the doggerel verse below. Only in Longford!!! It rains so much in Longford, …
Raining Cats at Halloween
Its raining cats and dogs, I thought to myself, As I walked down in the rain… As a cat is seemed to …
The Silent Diner
The mouse from his mouse hole peeped Cautiously to see If there danger lurked about As in a cat who’d eat a …
Poem To A Cow and the Poets Who Wrote About Her
Poem in reply to the poem “Epistle to Hawkie the Cottier’s Cow on Hearing She Ate the Bible” by Samuel Walker and …
When the Water Goes
There was a wise man who to panic began And he did not know what to do From the frost and the …
Little Green Men
“Oh not again, those little green men… Descend in ships from the skies They obstruct you, and abduct you, And shine bright …