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Funny Poems, Page 2

Willie Rimes and the Masons Goat

Like many good men before him To join the local lodge our Willie did inquire The mystery of the rituals and the …

Wake at Birr

The true and humorous tale, though shocking at the time, of the fiasco of my mothers coffin, at her wake in Birr… …

Dutch Courage

All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …

The Priest and the Playboy Magazine

In the clerics car, which the housekeeper was cleaning, A copy of Playboy was found, She assumed it was planted there by …

A Future Vision When No Future We See

The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …

Cupid the Hitman

There’s a little fella flying, He’s appearing here and there, Striking victims at random, He can appear anywhere! The police put out …

The Pearly Gates

I I was talking to a widow And she was telling the tale to me About one night in the moonlight Her …

Tomcats Chasing Pussies

Tomcats are chasing pussys and they howling at the sky But the pussy cats having none of it, his loving she’ll deny …

The Sleeping Sentry

The dog sleeping on the doorstep Keeps the cats away For they cant enter while hes there And upon the couches play. …

Aliens in Edenderry

” “Look at them bloody immigrants In their fancy fuck off UFO Paid for with a grant from the government Just like …

Dont Kill the Plants

Background: The calamity that is Carty, no matter how bad his DIY (which is worse than my cooking!), the only thing worse …

To Be, Or Not To Be A Bee

What a horrid life it seems to me, To be the drone, a male bee, Who lives for love and lust alone …

Willie Rimes Meets His Valentine

The bould Willie Rimes, the love of his life, a lot of Russian chaps, an empty bank account, couple of cops and …

The Life Of Reilly’s Grandson

Reilly was the name of my Granny Though Molly was not her name Of Reillys they were many So they were known …

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