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Willie Rimes Heads to Moneygall for the 4th of July

It was the one development that everyone had dreaded
To Moneygall for the fourth of July Willie Rimes was headed
He was going to call in on Obamas cousins, when he overheard some chick called Lisa
Saying she was going for the music, Willie thought he might blag a visa…

Barack Obama - an Offaly lad it is agreed, by all blaggards bar Lally!
Barack Obama – an Offaly lad it is agreed, by all blaggards bar Lally!
Olivia Douglas of Ferbane singing at Obamafest 2016 - we hope Willie Rimes did not disrupt the show
Olivia Douglas of Ferbane singing at Obamafest 2016 – we hope Willie Rimes did not disrupt the show

Sure doesn’t Obamas eighth cousin own or drink in the local bar
Sure he will help a fellow Irishman, as Irish we all are
A few quick glances crossed the pub behind our Willies back
For putting the foot in it is poor auld Willies knack…

Its the right spot for him for he has lots of gall
But as for the money part, we he has sweet damn all
Or at least thats what to everyone he does be saying
Agreeing he will drink what they are drinking if for it they are paying!

Now we warned our Willie about the regulations before a fool of himself he made
To immigrate legally he must have a profession or trade
But he was having none of it, sure if ya get in with Obamas cousin
Getting in should be easy as smuggling Mexicans cross the border by the dozen…

Now this was the terminology we did not want him using
But to calm down and have common sense our Willie was refusing
If they refuse to help me he said, Ill take the hump
Ill toss the Hillary and the Democrats to one side, and vote for Donald Trump!

We then explained to him we as Irish cannot vote
Its an American election only, in anger he grabbed his coat
Kicked the counter, “Feck off” he roared as he left he slammed the door
That night passed quick enough all right – we heard of him no more…

Now in Moneygall they have Obamafest in the Barack Obama Plaza
Owned by yer man who owns Supermacs – known as Irelands little Gaza –
No, not Moneygall, but the local chippers across the country where every Saturday night
You go after a hard nights drinking for the chips, a shift and fight!

But of all the lads who have keen kicked out of the one and only Supermacs
I doubt they have met the likes of Willie Rimes, but I think we can relax
Sure we told him the road to Clifden to the way to reach it from Galway the best
Ask for directions there we told him as we sent the poor fecker west…

Sure we have no shame and he will be like a roaring beast
When he cops we sent him the wrong direction – he should have been going east
“So if we see him”, one of the lads down by the counter made the wry and accurate quip
“If we see him in the next month or so, we had better give him the slip…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbc-lllkWCk
Olivia Douglas, one of the artists at this years Obamafest.
Her website is oliviadouglasmusic.com

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