Getting cleaned up to get dirty
The lecherous to the uptight
Young folk, auld folk, all folk
Hoping to score tonight.
Getting their glad rags on, shaving
Their chins, their their legs and their heads
Other bits we wont mention
Hoping to get some feckers into their beds.
The pubs and clubs are heaving
Its a fleshpot of sin inside
Of scuttered feckless feckers
Out to get the ride!
A documentary on how its done in Banagher in Co. Offaly… a.k.a Pure Mule Country!