The Bald Man in Bed, The Cat, The Dog and the Flea
There was a fat bald man who lived with a cat And a dog that had fleas, but he did not know …
The Pearly Gates
I I was talking to a widow And she was telling the tale to me About one night in the moonlight Her …
I Blame It All On TESCO
(or how men lost their status in relationships) When dinosaurs walked tall on earth, And Tesco was yet to be… Women who …