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Once Upon A Time in Ballinasloe

Once upon a time in Ballinasloe Bollick naked our hero was seen Lying in a mess of his own making Bawling relentless …

Flanagan and the Lampost

Based on the story of an unfortunate from Kinnitty who got arrested trying to fight a lampost, got arrested, and told everyone …

Willie Rimes Gets Married

Willie Rimes fled to London, of the guards he was afraid He might we arrested after his antics at the St Patricks …

Dutch Courage

All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …

A Future Vision When No Future We See

The Old Folks parties will be great craic when we are of age!!! Geriatric ravers… what can possibly go wrong? A youth, …

Cupid the Hitman

There’s a little fella flying, He’s appearing here and there, Striking victims at random, He can appear anywhere! The police put out …

The Sleeping Sentry

The dog sleeping on the doorstep Keeps the cats away For they cant enter while hes there And upon the couches play. …

Willie Rimes Meets His Valentine

The bould Willie Rimes, the love of his life, a lot of Russian chaps, an empty bank account, couple of cops and …

Carty’s Last Supper

They gathered around the table, and looked upon the fare, It looked alright in the darkened light to all assembled there, There …

Little Green Men

“Oh not again, those little green men… Descend in ships from the skies They obstruct you, and abduct you, And shine bright …