Sarky Steve he cannot see
The benefits that there is to be
To engage the brain, so he
Writes without thinking.
And echos the chatter of fools
Of trendy bars and posh schools
Where boys admire each others tools
And assist each other w*nking!
It is good to be so chummy
Before he runs home to mummy
Who with dinner will fill his tummy
As he speaks shite without blinking.
You’d love to, only he’d probably enjoy it
To whack him with a stick till you destroy it
It would be a good way to employ it
And a rod break on his bare arse from spanking.