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Santa XXX

Santy is an unknown casanova…
An intercontinental romantic supernova,
He gets to play away
Once a year for a day…
Behind the back of unsuspecting Mrs Clausova!!!

He sneaks into womens homes a night,
Silent so as not to cause fright,
By the way to girls and boys,
Who have been good, giving them toys…
But thats not all that he does…and its not right!

Of his achievements worldwide hes never bragged
About the tens of thousands of women he has shagged…
Or the ugly ones whos advances
He dismissed, the failed romances…
And drunk driving his sleigh has never being bagged!

We think him upworthy fat red and jolly wearing specs…
To good little girls and boys giving toys cuddles and pecks,
While winking at their mammys,
To say hell call by later and remove their jammies,
Signing his Christmas cards as Santa… XXX!!!

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