Once upon a time in Ballinasloe
Bollick naked our hero was seen
Lying in a mess of his own making
Bawling relentless at the poor nurses he had been
Not able to string two words together
In Portniuncula Hospital that December morn
But in all fairness there are mitigations:
Sure the poor fecker was but born!
No manger story in Ballinasloe
No bright star and three wise men
Forty years later, out to celebrate
Heres hoping hes not back there that way again!!!