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Funny Poems (18+!!!)

Dutch Courage

All possibilities will reveal Themselves in the morning, waking Some will smile and what they find in bed Others in horror will …

Santy’s Christmas Party

They had finished all the presents, cleared off all the shelves Wrapped up all the chocolates, Santa and the Elves Someone brought …

The Ride

Getting cleaned up to get dirty The lecherous to the uptight Young folk, auld folk, all folk Hoping to score tonight. Getting …

Santa XXX

Santy is an unknown casanova… An intercontinental romantic supernova, He gets to play away Once a year for a day… Behind the …

Bad Santa

Santas in the bathroom smoking dope I think for him theres not a hope Hes in there with me aunties And hes …